Every infomercial merchandise you could possibly think of, in one place, right here. maria and I were exercising this morning, and we were totally getting sold on that flavorwave oven. It's probably this ghetto useless piece of plastic you'll use once in your lifetime, but man, those infomercials really know how to sell something to you! Price "slashed," comes with another ghetto piece of plastic known as the chopper or something, which is worth over $100!, and the food tastes oh-so-good. Worth over $250, but today, all for the low price of 4 easy payments of $33! Oh wait, because they're so generous, make that now THREE easy payments of $33! Oh, and who can forget about the Ronco? oh yes.

check out some of these inventions:
because you want people talking to you when you go to the bathroom
oh yes how many people have you tried to shock with one of these?
who needs botox when you've got this!
ultimate laziness. only in America.
maybe eric huang should try getting this ;)