some amusing real church signs. I'm having major issues linking these for some reason, so just copy & paste into your browser.

how true for many ;)
http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/images/churchsigns/ur.jpg

...something seems a little wrong...
http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/images/churchsigns/fireworkstf.jpg

heck, just make your own. countless hours of amusement.
how creative are you?