Cal's kicking game can't kick worth anything. They (more like the kicker) totally lost that UCLA game. He almost lost the USC game for us too. I swear it's Cal's curse of the uprights. I remember that one year when we hit the upright like in every game. You should get 5 points for hitting the uprights. That's way harder than actually getting it through the two bars!

I think it's scary when Jessica Simpson tries on a skirt that's already about 3-4 inches above her knees, and then her mom folds it up and says that they'll hem it up another 3 inches. And then Jessica folds it back down and calls herself a secretary because it covers too much. 3 inches above the knee covers up too much? eegads. More Jessica Simpson quotes: "I'm not a very good try-er-clotheser-on-er."

eric and I have this theory that Jessica pretends to be dumber then she really is just so that people like us will watch her show because it's so funny, and that she's a pure marketing genius... NAH. No one can pretend to be that dumb, can they?

Okay, I promise, no more about Jessica Simpson. Unless she does/says something utterly ridiculous in the season finale.

The Canaan guys are doing a live auction for their fantasy basketball draft next weekend. That unfortunately sucks for jerry, who's stuck in Virginia. But regardless, I think this will be very amusing to watch - I can just see them duking it out and outbidding each other for a particular player. What I don't understand is how guys can spend like 8 hours in one day just doing this draft process for multiple fantasy basketball leagues - and that doesn't even include the daily hours spent on managing your team(s). crazy. Guys, please enlighten me.