To cap off my already horrible day, as I was driving on 85, going about 70mph, the hugest bird poop I have ever seen landed on my windshield. I mean, come on, I was going 70mph - what are the chances it'd hit MY windshield? I'm not even exaggerating when I say it was BIG. In fact, I would have left it on my windshield to take a picture to show to you all how insanely big this thing was, except it was obstructing my view of the road! yes people, I am serious. It made this earth-shatteringly loud "SPLAT" sound (I thought a big rock hit my windshield), and the next thing I know, I can only partially see anything in front of me. Must have been a bird the size of a donkey to make poop that big.

Wow four posts in one day. Don't think I've ever done that... I think I'm done posting for a while now. I obviously need to release some built-up pressure caused by work.